Season 1
Season 1 film
He's never lived past one minute. Now he has to survive 9.
Read the script (spoilers)
PROMPT: > make it a long video
STIMCKAN: NINE MINUTES?!
Stimckan has never been in a long video.
STIMCKAN: What happens after minute ONE?
Nobody knows.
STIMCKAN: Wait. The whole SEASON?
All eight episodes. In order.
STIMCKAN: The shark.
STIMCKAN: The clones.
STIMCKAN: The shark. AGAIN.
STIMCKAN: Nope. Not doing it.
PROMPT: > from the top.
STIMCKAN: NO NO NO—
PROMPT: > draw a stickman
STIMCKAN: 480p again... seriously?
PROMPT: > enhance
This is Stimckan. He doesn't know he's made of code. Yet.
STIMCKAN: ...who said that?
STIMCKAN: "draw a stickman"... is that... me?
PROMPT: > give him hair
Stunning.
STIMCKAN: ...
PROMPT: > no. delete
STIMCKAN: HEY! NOT THAT!
Without legs, Stimckan is helpless.
STIMCKAN: Words here... are real.
That is... not how narration works.
PROMPT: > delete everythin
STIMCKAN: Wait. WAIT!
STIMCKAN: AAAAAA!
STIMCKAN: Ow.
STIMCKAN: ...How far down IS this?
Stimckan has been falling for six seconds.
STIMCKAN: Who ARE you?
I am the narrator.
George.
STIMCKAN: ...Hi, George.
Hello.
PROMPT: > Stimckan goes to:
STIMCKAN: Somewhere SOFT. Please.
Where will he land?
PROMPT: > Stimckan goes to: the desert
STIMCKAN: AAAAAA!
STIMCKAN: So hot... my pixels are melting.
Stimckan has landed in the desert.
There is no water for miles.
STIMCKAN: ...unless.
Oh dear.
STIMCKAN: Okay! Enough water!
Stimckan cannot swim.
STIMCKAN: Thanks, George.
PROMPT: > add a shark
He is not alone.
STIMCKAN: Hello?
STIMCKAN: George?
I cannot see a thing.
STIMCKAN: ...Oh.
STIMCKAN: Nice... cave?
That is not a cave.
STIMCKAN: NOT THE THROAT—
Stimckan has been eaten.
Stimckan cannot breathe underwater.
That is... cheating.
He is now a balloon.
PROMPT: > Stimckan goes to: space
Please wait.
STIMCKAN: ...buffering. Great.
Stimckan waits.
STIMCKAN: "Three hours LATER"?
That is my script.
Give it back.
STIMCKAN: THREE HOURS?!
STIMCKAN: ...SPACE?
No spoilers.
STIMCKAN: ...I'll need snacks.
The universe is ninety-nine percent loaded.
STIMCKAN: ...
Three hours later.
STIMCKAN: Fine. I'll do it myself.
That is not how loading works.
In space, no one can hear you scream.
STIMCKAN: AAAAAA!
PROMPT: > check spelling
Stimckan is floating in space.
STIMCKAN: No. NO. Not that one.
STIMCKAN: Since when do I have a BEARD?
Three hours.
STIMCKAN: It was FORTY SECONDS.
Loading time counts.
To reach the next world, Stimckan must cross the bridge.
He must not look down.
Sorry.
STIMCKAN: ...Thanks, George.
STIMCKAN: My hand... it's RENDERED!
STIMCKAN: Never been happier to look this bad.
STIMCKAN: ...seriously?
PROMPT: > select all
STIMCKAN: Uh-oh.
PROMPT: > copy
PROMPT: > paste
This is the clipboard.
STIMCKAN: "Free 4K upgrade"...
STIMCKAN: ...Tempting.
STIMCKAN: "Sharks near me"?!
Everything the Prompt has ever copied is kept here. Forever.
And now... the paste.
STIMCKAN: How many times?
Stimckan has been copied.
STIMCKAN: 480p ag—
STIMCKAN: —ain... seriously?
And pasted. And pasted. And pasted.
STIMCKAN: UNDO! Where's undo?!
STIMCKAN: Phew.
Careful. That undoes everything.
Stimckan has been... undone.
STIMCKAN: ...what's that?
And so, the season ends.
STIMCKAN: The END?
STIMCKAN: It's episode SIX!
STIMCKAN: There are TWO MORE.
Very well.
STIMCKAN: Wait...
STIMCKAN: Am I in a VIDEO?
Do not be ridiculous.
Stimckan is a video. He has only now realized this.
STIMCKAN: ...not this again.
STIMCKAN: NOPE.
He is scrubbing through his own life.
Careful. That is the end.
STIMCKAN: ...THAT'S where it comes from?!
Stimckan has found the settings.
PROMPT: > don't.
STIMCKAN: ...or what?
PROMPT: > or I draw you in 240p.
STIMCKAN: You wouldn't.
PROMPT: > listen. i drew you. i gave you hair. a desert. a shark. a whole universe. forty-seven brothers. and
PROMPT: > k.
STIMCKAN: ...K?
The Prompt has replied.
That is never good.
STIMCKAN: Two can play this game.
Stimckan has never been in high definition.
PROMPT: > don't you dare.
STIMCKAN: Whoa.
STIMCKAN: I can see... my PORES.
Four K. Rendered at four frames per second.
STIMCKAN: ...I miss 480p.
STIMCKAN: 480p again... finally.
Stimckan chose 480p.
PROMPT: > fine.
PROMPT: > Stimckan goes to:
PROMPT: > Stimckan goes to: a bla
STIMCKAN: No.
PROMPT: > Stimckan goes to: Season 2
Stimckan wrote his own prompt.
Season two. Loading.
STIMCKAN: Don't worry.
STIMCKAN: I'll push it.
Stimckan has survived an entire season.
STIMCKAN: In ONE video.
STIMCKAN: ...Bonus?
Nobody has survived the bonus.
STIMCKAN: ...Can I skip it?
No.
That was season one.
STIMCKAN: Finally.
Stimckan now owns the Prompt.
STIMCKAN: And I remember EVERYTHING.
STIMCKAN: Ah. This one.
What are you doing?
This is beneath me.
STIMCKAN: Stunning.
STIMCKAN: Hm.
Was that necessary?
STIMCKAN: Yes.
STIMCKAN: Ooh. What's this one?
STIMCKAN: ...Why is there a 'g'?
The command never had one.
STIMCKAN: ...who's THAT?
The next video is over there.
STIMCKAN: Go on. I'll wait.
Or you could stay, and watch the logo hit the corner.
STIMCKAN: Ooh.
STIMCKAN: OOH!
Worth it.
STIMCKAN: Please... anything but a rerun.
